@Jesus_M_Christ Bio: You know who I am. If not, google me bitches.
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@FakeSarahPalin Bio: Snowmobilin’ right to the Naval Observatory
@DarthVader Bio: Evil Orphan Annie
@BPGlobalPr Bio: This page exists to get BP’s message and mission statement out into the twitterers!
@DrunkHulk Bio: DRUNK HULK DRINK SO YOU NO HAS TO! WRITE DRUNK HULK! DRUNKHULKISTHEDRUNKEST@GMAIL.COM
@DrSamuelJohnson Bio: Lexicographer of Dr Johnson’s Dictionary of Modern Life, publish’d by Square Peg on 2nd September. Celebrity Gout-Sufferer of the Year 1768
@Evil_Huisgenoot Bio: Huisgenoot is deel van elke Afrikaanssprekende se lewe nes Steve Hofmeyr wat coke uit Joost se onderbroek snuff.
@TheFuckingQueen Bio: Livin’ Large in London. Still married to @TheDukeofHazard. The press really get on One’s tits.
@realjacobzuma Bio: Herdboy turned sex symbol, leader of men and meeter of the queen.
@deathtomuggles Bio: Come to the dark side, we have…Twitter?
@KimJongil Bio, i like bugs bunny and cognac
@osamabinladen Bio: Leader, al-Qaeda
@SAMediaTribunal Bio: We’re just making sure you’ve got your facts straight. Helping editors and all that.
These are just a few of the hundreds of fake accounts out there. We know you have your favourites, so why not let us know below?
