Unable to solve the unemployment crisis or the cash-leaking SoE that is Eskom, South Africans are instead fixing a different institution on Twitter: marriage.
#BeforeMarriageYouMust suddenly appeared and trended on the social network for much of Wednesday afternoon, with South Africans lending their knowledge to others online just about to tie the knot.
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Some took the hashtag pretty seriously.
#BeforeMarriageYouMust find GOD, cuz people change and marriages/relationships sometimes dont last but as long as u have God as foundation, then u wont go into depression
— Je suis or (@MavoSthe) July 31, 2019
#BeforeMarriageYouMust Make sure this person is indeed responsible and they're willing to a permanent relationship, and they'll be in Good and Bad times with you. pic.twitter.com/6Le4mfSIhM
— Apparently ♡25♡ (@Boss4YouG) July 31, 2019
1. Get a prenuptial agreement
2. Talk about how much money you'll be giving to your families
3. Agree on when you wanna have kids
4. Agree on how the family finances will be managed.
5. Thoroughly understand & discuss how both of you deal with conflict— TSONGA
KONG (@NgoveniSbu) July 31, 2019
Even official government accounts, like the North West Treasury joined in with some valuable advice.
1. Attend strict pre-marital counselling.
2. Sort out your induvidual debts first.
3. Learn combined financial management skills. Very important.
— North West Treasury (@NWPGTreasury) July 31, 2019
#BeforeMarriageYouMust Be Financially Independent pic.twitter.com/Bqsxq1OM67
— MICHU (@MichuEmenalo) July 31, 2019
#BeforeMarriageYouMust Listen to any doubts or red flags you might see as marriage doesnt make such things better. Marriage is sacred and an oath taken infront of God and should be taken seriously. pic.twitter.com/TgTibj0NoM
— Nqoe (@NqoeT) July 31, 2019
#BeforeMarriageYouMust be able to pick yourself up after any setback pic.twitter.com/vyAF0r9ogs
— Tiyiselani Mathe (@MatheTiyiselani) July 31, 2019
Others gave us some meme-relief from what has been a horrible news week for South Africa.
#BeforeMarriageYouMust Prenuptial agreement just in case pic.twitter.com/fTZHB7z6uD
— Apparently ♡25♡ (@Boss4YouG) July 31, 2019
#BeforeMarriageYouMust investigate whether baloya or not at ur in laws..cos hey o tla bona masepa
pic.twitter.com/aas7rn45iT — IG:@Cliff_Mampz
(@Cliff_Mampz) July 31, 2019
#BeforeMarriageYouMust pretend like you're broke to see if your partner will stick around. pic.twitter.com/ebS2ujh744
— Apparently ♡25♡ (@Boss4YouG) July 31, 2019
#BeforeMarriageYouMust learn to listen and understand pic.twitter.com/2pRm9s7XQN
— Not yo baby momma (@lwandylou) July 31, 2019
#BeforeMarriageYouMust Learn To Reduce The Talkingity pic.twitter.com/oTz839hln3
— MICHU (@MichuEmenalo) July 31, 2019
#BeforeMarriageYouMust remove all the contacts of your ex partners pic.twitter.com/cb8rpAaKPT
— #BestSellingAuthor (@MeshackBevhula) July 31, 2019
While some offered hilariously bad advice that we wouldn’t give our worst enemy.
Seriously, don’t write this down.
#BeforeMarriageYouMust drink 2 bottles of Russian bear.. You will change your mind pic.twitter.com/IJ3rw9FBKs
— Tumelo (@Tumelo_Muvhali) July 31, 2019
#BeforeMarriageYouMust get rid of your friends pic.twitter.com/qJ4HH85H4g
— #Certified Hustler (@TiyiBevhula) July 31, 2019
But perhaps the best advice of all?
#BeforeMarriageYouMust have someone to marry
— Eloquent Delinquent (@EloquentTash) July 31, 2019
All in all, we’re glad to know that there are at least some institutions that remain solid in South Africa.
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