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With the sole purpose of saving the dying car brandâ€
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The nurse stares off into the distance.
“Suction!â€
The rage-tinged command rouses her from a fantasy world in which sheâ€
The now-flustered nurse leaps into action, but the hapless brandâ€
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But for how long? You see, unlike humans, car marques have a bit of a habit of coming back from the dead. They could be gone for months, years or indeed decades, but thereâ€
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1. Datsun
This Japanese brand was founded back in 1931, after having changed its business focus and name a number of times. A few years thereafter, Nissan assumed control of Datsun, opting to slap the badge on its export vehicles. But the Datsun moniker was eventually phased out – a particularly pricey process – back in 1986.
However, in 2013, Nissan bigwigs relaunched Datsun as a low-cost brand, returning to emerging markets such as India, Russia, Indonesia and South Africa.
Successful? Well, not quite yet. A high-profile crash test failure (which saw the Datsun GO score zero stars in the frontal offset test) hit the brand hard, while sales have reportedly not quite met expectations…
2. Bugatti
French manufacturer Automobiles Ettore Bugatti, to use the full name, came into existence way back in 1909. It was founded by an Italian in the then-German city of Molsheim. But when said founder died in 1947, the automaker began to fall apart. By the 1960s, it had turned its attention to building airplane parts instead.
But, after a few attempted revivals, the Bugatti brand was snapped up the Volkswagen Group in 1998. Some ambitious concept cars followed, before the record-breaking Bugatti Veyron went into production in 2005.
Successful? As an engineering feat, the Veyron is nothing short of a resounding success. But reports suggest that Volkswagen lost more than $6-million on every one of the 450-odd built.
3. MINI
Reviving one of historyâ€
The new MINI, of course, has been criticised for its bloated dimensions, but that doesnâ€
Successful? Without a doubt. Besides the obvious sales achievements and a cult-like following, the MINI has also tasted success in the world of motorsport, claiming the past four Dakar titles.
4. Maybach
Maybach-Manufaktur was founded back in 1909 in Germany by Wilhelm Maybach and his son, Karl. But ahead of the Second World War, the company dropped its automotive aspirations in favour of building tank engines. Later, Daimler AG revived the badge, but after just 3000 Maybachs were sold from 2002, the company announced that the brand would be killed off by 2012.
But late in 2014, Daimler changed its mind and proclaimed another revival of the Maybach marque, this time as Mercedes-Maybach. An ultra-luxurious version of Mercedes-Benz S-Class is expected to arrive soon, badged as an S600, before a 6.5m-long Pullman model will roll in to top the range.
Successful? Weâ€
5. Lincoln
Just five short years after it was founded in the United States in 1917, Lincoln was forced into bankruptcy. One Henry Ford swooped in with fistfuls of cash, essentially reviving the brand just moments after it had kicked the bucket.
Of course, these days, Lincoln functions as Fordâ€
Successful? The company has been relatively fruitful over the years, even boasting a strong history of delivering state limousines for the US president. Its best years in pure sales terms were late in the 1980s and into the early 1990s.
6. MG
The British sports-car manufacturer was founded in 1924, but underwent a number of changes in ownership over the years. In 1952, it merged with Austin under the British Motor Corporation, before returning as a standalone brand under BMC in 1967. A year later, MG became a part of the British Leyland merger, later falling under the Rover Group.
In 2000, however, the Rover Group was broken up by BMW (yip, the same time the MINI was reinvented). MG fumbled along until 2005, when all production stopped as MG Rover went into administration. Its assets were bought by Chinese automaker Nanjing Automobile, which was two years later itself acquired by SAIC. In 2011, the renewed MG brand launched its first new model in 16 years.
Successful? Not quite yet. The MG6 wasnâ€