HalfArsed-a-chef goes all Kenny Kunene with sushi challenge [Video]

Sushi’s tricky enough to make as it is. But when you have to make it look good enough to eat off a half-naked model, well that’s when things get really complicated.

In this week’s HalfArsed-a-chef, the contestants were challenged to dish up the Japanese speciality a-la Kenny Kunene. For those not in the loop, Kunene is a South African businessman — and former convicted criminal — who rose to prominence after serving platters of sushi off half-naked models in his ZAR nightclubs.

Can the contestants make a platter fit for South Africa’s sushi king? What unexpected ingredients will the use? Will Helen Zille finally lose it in front of the camera?

Well go on then. If you’re so curious, just watch the episode already. Oh, and look out for a special guest appearance by South African president Jacob Zuma.