Trump hands Twitter a gold mine with ‘Easy D’ tweet

It should be obvious by now that everything US President Donald Trump tweets will be nitpicked and ridiculed for as long as it takes him to tweet again. Luckily for Twitter though, no one in his administration has rescinded his Twitter privileges just yet.

Donald Trump outdid himself last night, tweeting something as cryptic as it is riddled with penis joke opportunities.

In an attempt to criticise how long judges are taking to rule on the oral hearing that happened Tuesday, Trump claimed the decision should be “EASY D!”

Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2017

While some responses favoured politics, the majority took the admirable route of penis jokes.

Look me up on Grindr “EASY D”. #EASYD pic.twitter.com/6vcNLR6yLM

— AltUSNatParkService (@AltNatParkSer) February 8, 2017

When you’re on Twitter at 3 AM, waiting for that Easy D. pic.twitter.com/aCGHHzjXnS

— Frederick Douglass (@FredrckDouglass) February 8, 2017

Others noticed that “Easy D” could be Trump’s stage name when he inevitably makes it into the field of rap.

.@realDonaldTrump Straight Outta Competence #EasyD

— Mike Denison (@mikd33) February 8, 2017

GOP rapper names
Trump: Easy D
DeVos: Betsy Rick Ross
Spicer: Spice Cube
Sessions: The Notorious B.I.G.O.T.
Bannon: Bloatface Hitlah

— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 8, 2017

And some just wondered if he was embracing his inner Posh Spice.

Easy D doesn’t come for free, she’s a real lady, and as for me, ha you’ll see, slam your body down and wind it all around, slam your body do

— bobby finger (@bobbyfinger) February 8, 2017

While it is impossible to know what Trump really meant by ‘Easy D’, it is encouraging to note that no matter how trying the times, we can all come together with a good phallic joke.

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