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12+1 fake Twitter accounts you should be following
These days Twitter is littered with fake accounts. Many of these accounts are simply mundane but some are really witty, with thousands of devoted followers. Here’s a selection of 12 of our favourites:
@Jesus_M_Christ Bio: You know who I am. If not, google me bitches.
@FakeSarahPalin Bio: Snowmobilin’ right to the Naval Observatory
@DarthVader Bio: Evil Orphan Annie™
@BPGlobalPr Bio: This page exists to get BP’s message and mission statement out into the twitterers!
@DrunkHulk Bio: DRUNK HULK DRINK SO YOU NO HAS TO! WRITE DRUNK HULK! DRUNKHULKISTHEDRUNKEST@GMAIL.COM
@DrSamuelJohnson Bio: Lexicographer of Dr Johnson’s Dictionary of Modern Life, publish’d by Square Peg on 2nd September. Celebrity Gout-Sufferer of the Year 1768
@Evil_Huisgenoot Bio: Huisgenoot is deel van elke Afrikaanssprekende se lewe nes Steve Hofmeyr wat coke uit Joost se onderbroek snuff.
@TheFuckingQueen Bio: Livin’ Large in London. Still married to @TheDukeofHazard. The press really get on One’s tits.
@realjacobzuma Bio: Herdboy turned sex symbol, leader of men and meeter of the queen.
@deathtomuggles Bio: Come to the dark side, we have…Twitter?
@KimJongil Bio, i like bugs bunny and cognac
@osamabinladen Bio: Leader, al-Qaeda
@SAMediaTribunal Bio: We’re just making sure you’ve got your facts straight. Helping editors and all that.
These are just a few of the hundreds of fake accounts out there. We know you have your favourites, so why not let us know below?
