Frustrated by your man playing Diablo III? This French store has a solution

This is hilarious, if a little unfairly stereotypical. A French sex store is offering a free um…toy to any women who feel their boyfriends have abandoned them since the release of Diablo III.

The marketing bumpf is especially great once you run it through Google translate:

Your man has not left his computer since the release yesterday of Diablo III?

Still a long time before you find yourself in his arms during a romantic evening …

You yearn … You feel abandoned … Abandoned …

In my imagination, the person selling this thing has greased back hair, a pencil thin moustache and charm oozing out of his pores (although it may actually be cheap cologne).

If your man “rather go in search of magical jewels, gloves sorcerers, and other heavy war clubs to get XP points rather than engaging in the research of your G-spot and gain sexual experience” then you can get the toy in a few simple steps.

All you have to do is like the shop’s Facebook page, and send in “your most desperate mine” (we assume they mean lines there).

The company will then send you code from its shop that you can redeem on the toy.

No word on whether the company plans to release something for all the guys who are dating female gamers. Mind you, if stats are to be believed all the gamers out there are dating each other.