Introducing LoveBurn: the dating algorithm for geeks

Here at Burn Media we love to innovate and find the right niche for all our readers. Recently we noticed that a sizeable amount of our traffic comes from single females living in urban areas and this gave us an idea. What if we could connect these singles to loveable geeks? Voilà! LoveBurn was born!

You are probably thinking: what the heck? We know it’s a bit of a change of gear, but with the amount of time we spend online and the success the likes of Tinder and OkCupid have had, we reckon there is gold in the online dating business. We don’t want to compete with all those people though, hence we are not building a fancy app or a website that you have to signup to, we respect you too much for that. We have taken a more socially scientific approach.

LoveBurn is not a site, it is an algorithm tested by our very own love scientists.

Here is how LoveBurn works:

Go to Memeburn’s Facebook page, like it, go to our Twitter page, follow and find us on Instagram, then hop over to Google Plus and just go ahead and add us to a circle. Once you have done all that we will, using the magic of science and the internet, match you up with other readers.

Once matched, you and your perfect mate will get a notification on all platforms letting you know that you’re compatible.

You don’t have to go through the process of looking at profiles or ticking things you like in a mate, we do all that for you.

“The hassle of dating was too much for me, all I wanted was a geek like me but I didn’t want to have to set a profile describing my perfect geek. Then Memeburn asked me to beta test this new style of online dating. I was sceptical at first but after going through the process I got five matches. Now I am enjoying geeky times with my chosen one,” said Ze Chrome.

The science behind this is so good, we can’t even begin to explain it to you guys, but it works and Mr Chrome isn’t the only person to see success.

“I just can’t believe how well Memeburn knew me thanks to me liking their Instagram posts. Their LoveBurn algorithm matched me up with my perfect guy. I am just so happy — we watched Star Trek last night and he he agreed that Voyager is better than Deep Space Nine. How often do you get such perfection?” Lelia Fox said.

But don’t take our word for it, go try it out now.

Update: Sorry to break your heart, but Loveburn won’t be able to find you your perfect geek since it technically doesn’t exist. April Fool’s!