Turn a Twitter feed in toilet paper? Sounds…cathartic actually

Ah, your Twitter feed. It amuses, angers, and sometimes even inspires you. Surely there should be a way for the tweets on it to live on beyond the time you spend reading them. Well there is. Sort of.

It comes in the form a brand new service from a company called “Shitter” that turns “one or more feeds from your Twitter account” into four rolls of toilet paper, delivered straight to your door.

Given the product’s blunt name, it’s probably unsurprising that the guys behind it appear to be proud Aussies, having previously worked on a digital tribute to the word “mate”.

The best feature, to our minds is that you can choose between having your own tweets printed on the toilet paper, your timeline, or those of someone else.

I can personally think of a few “social media gurus” deserving of the treatment. Come to think of it, this could actually be quite a cathartic process.

That old school bully who sometimes still gives you nightmares? Track them down on Twitter, order their feed of Shitter, and you’ll flushing them down the bog a few days later. Same goes for your nightmare former boss or a crazy ex.

Ingenious just about sums it up, I think. Anyone wanting to make use of Shitter can do so for around US$35 and pay via PayPal.