What would it take to make a hack-proof iPhone 6? Funny or Die knows

Wouldn’t be great if you could have a phone with all Apple’s design nous but without having to worry about the possibility of all your private photos and information getting hacked?

Well, comedy website Funny or Die has the solution: an iPhone that only lets you call your parents, “because, let’s face it, those are the only two people you can trust in the world”.

No camera, no internet connection, no apps. It’s just a phone. Although that would at least put it a rung above the noPhone.

Apple's Hack Proof iPhone from Funny Or Die