South Africa, here’s what Twitter finds most annoying about you

It’s Monday. But instead of throwing that alarm clock out of the window and cowering beneath the covers, why not take some time to bitch about how short the weekend was? And where better to do just that than Twitter.

Feeling the bone-chilling embrace of the new work week, South African Twitter is today talking about the little things that annoy them to no end.

#101ThingsIFindAnnoying began trending countrywide late morning, thanks to an initial tweet by Twitter user Sheldon Cameron.

#101ThingsIFindAnnoying

Stores advertising things and when you get there dololo stock. pic.twitter.com/eYTDW39ngC

— Sheldon Cameron (@Sheldon_Cameron) July 24, 2017

Soon enough, the rest of South Africa joined in the conversation.

From “Mxit abbreviations” to more descriptive tweets that included the onomatopoeia “ngruuuu ngruuuuuuu ngruuuuuuu”, we picked a few of our favourites from the number of responses.

#101ThingsIFindAnnoying mxit abbreviations pic.twitter.com/R8DRTZlHKk

— semii (@iamsemtwice) July 24, 2017

#101ThingsIFindAnnoying

When DStv is advertising DStv on DStv for people who have DStv to get DStv pic.twitter.com/txFHMvHuBG

— IG:IAM_Tido_Benedict (@Thato_Sewetsi) July 24, 2017

#101ThingsIFindAnnoying
People that phone me and ask who is speaking after i just said my name pic.twitter.com/RUpnuMgP3t

— Nicky (@Davids_MoniqueA) July 24, 2017

#101ThingsIFindAnnoying people who don’t see humor in memes pic.twitter.com/b8rH7Ts8KH

— 👑Uncle Wa Renda 👑 (@Ndivhu2u) July 24, 2017

#101ThingsIFindAnnoying two faced people, without a backbone pic.twitter.com/imxWPWiUmh

— LORD KENNY🇿🇦 (@LordKennyT) July 24, 2017

#101ThingsIFindAnnoying the hlwi hlwi sound people make when drinking tea pic.twitter.com/86FW3SF0Sx

— #IMissLeagueFootball (@Lebzito8) July 24, 2017

#101ThingsIFindAnnoying seeing a sale of up to 75% from 15-23july and your pay day is 25 pic.twitter.com/oecfBlByWz

— ayanda ngcobo (@ayanda_bianca6) July 24, 2017

Politicians😏#101ThingsIFindAnnoying

— Emie Nabbosa (@MizzEmie) July 24, 2017

#101ThingsIFindAnnoying
When people with Sinus start making that ngruuuu ngruuuuuuu ngruuuuuuu noise 😕 pic.twitter.com/OObc8cQGy7

— lung3lx (@lungelo_vusii) July 24, 2017

#101ThingsIFindAnnoying When June exam results come back looking like powerball results ’14. 32.42.30.41.+10″😢

— Matlipa (@MatlipaGP) July 24, 2017

#101ThingsIFindAnnoying when someone eats a banana with their mouth open&makes that disgusting sound pic.twitter.com/xHRyNXEmmb

— Motaung (@Pasi_Is_My_Name) July 24, 2017

Auto DMs #101ThingsIfindAnnoying pic.twitter.com/qQHBc7mDDE

— The Black Mist (@ThusiThabiso1) July 24, 2017

From us and the annoyed cat pictured, happy Monday all.