With today’s discerning consumer demanding that their wearable tech be as functional as it is fashionable, the HUAWEI WATCH GT 5 Series steps boldly…
What are Twitter users doing with their 280-character tweets?
We get it: 280 characters are a lot. Some would argue too many.
And while Twitter argues that more room to tweet is beneficial for English speakers, users can’t seem to find ways to use all 280 characters.
After all, the above two paragraphs only feature 206 characters.
If Twitter chose you as one of its guinea pigs, but you have no idea what to do with all the newly bestowed power, look no further than these users and brands for inspiration.
They somehow found a solution to the existential crisis that is the longer tweet length, and have overcome. Well, even if that solution for most involves screaming into their tweet boxes.
If you’re managing a brand account, you could try something like this?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/KkyQvjtNGI
— Durex India (@DurexIndia) September 27, 2017
If your product can’t quite pull off sexual innuendo, what about this?
We're spreading the Marmite-y love in #280characters
😡😀💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛😡😀
😀😡💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛😀😡
😡😀◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️😡😀
😀◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️😡
◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️
💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
💛❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💛
💛💛💛💚💚💚💚💚💚💛💛💛
💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
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😡◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️😀
😀😡◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️😀😡— Marmite (@marmite) September 27, 2017
If neither of the above works, just CTRL-C CTRL V your product name into a tweet and smash that post button.
YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA YOGA #280characters
— Lenovo (@lenovo) September 27, 2017
The great news is, that even with double the characters, you can still be as snarky as ever.
Hi so I’m calling about the baby shoes? Are they still available? Great! I just had a baby and, you know, haha, baby needs a new pair of shoes! Anyway, so are they, like, NEVER worn? Or just, like, near mint? OK, great. Like, can I ask why—like, your baby didn’t like them, or di
— J. Robert Lennon (@jrobertlennon) September 27, 2017
If you own an American Football team, you could creepily shout out a player’s name (in this case, Fitz) about 18 times.
More space to describe Fitz.
Fitz is good.
Fitz is good.
Fitz is good.
Fitz is good.
Fitz is good.
Fitz is good.
Fitz is good.
Fitz is good.
Fitz is good.
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Fitz is good.
Fitz is good.
Fitz is good.
Fitz is good.
Fitz is good.
Fitz is good.
Fitz is good.
Fitz is good.— Arizona Cardinals (@AZCardinals) September 27, 2017
Or be like the Chicago Bears and honk your own horn.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bears.Thanks, @Twitter.
— Chicago Bears (@ChicagoBears) September 27, 2017
Not a fan of American Football? Well then, you can now pay unabbreviated respect to the Mother of Dragons.
#140characters
“I’m Dany.”#280characters
“I am Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons."— Jonathan End (@jonathanend) September 27, 2017
Or tweet about the dire state the real world is in.
What can we tweet about in #280characters?
Sexual violence in conflict
Humanitarian crises
Counterterrorism
Modern Slavery
Peacekeeping
Human rights#NorthKorea
Afghanistan
UN Reform
Aid access
E Ukraine
Refugees
Equality#Burma#UNGA
Yemen
Daesh
SDGs
Libya
Syria
DRC
CAR
Iran
🌎 pic.twitter.com/n2nThAL6Xb— UKUN_NewYork (@UKUN_NewYork) September 27, 2017
Speaking of the dire state of the world, you can now put those longer #WednesdayWisdom quotes to good use.
There will be no end to the troubles of states, or of humanity itself, till philosophers become kings in this world, or till those we now call kings and rulers really and truly become philosophers. Plato –#280characters #WednesdayWisdom
— Duncan J Carter (@duncanjcarter) September 27, 2017
Or just leave your followers feeling empty and alone.
The problem with 280 characters is that I really don't have anything particularly interesting to say, so this entire tweet is essentially just padding without any real substance; leaving you with a few wasted seconds and a distinct sense of emptiness upon reaching its conclusion.
— John O'Nolan @ 🇨🇦 (@JohnONolan) September 27, 2017
But regardless of how many characters users have, gentle trolling will always seemingly be an option.
— '''''☂''''' (@Elurchin) September 27, 2017
Yeah, we weren’t sure when this tweet was going to end either.
If you think you can do better with 280 characters, here’s how you can unlock the power on Twitter right now.