Nexus 7, iPad and Xoom face oblivion — North Korea unleashes the ‘Achim’ tablet

Obviously the Achim (meaning: Morning), a tablet developed in North Korea ain’t going to damage the tech muscle of the iPad, Moto Xoom or Googles Nexus 7, but it’s a nice slap in the face from the world’s most insanely communist country.

There are no specs for the Achim, only a few laughable images. Have a gander:

Who’s the dude in the image, and is Kim Jong Un’s hand up his ass controlling him like a puppet?

All we really know is that the Korean Central News Agency says the tablet exists. Will it come with a nuclear launcher app? How will the impoverished citizens of North Korea even afford this puppy? With no details, other than some lame-ass promo photos, it could be vapourware. One thing we do know is that the Achim will most likely never see the light of day outside of North Korea.