Fez 2 update: ‘shut the fuck up, you don’t deserve it’ says game’s creator

Phil Fish, the developer who created the single greatest platform game of 2012, the idyllic Fez, has finally re-emerged with with a Fez 2 update. If the headline brought you here, then you already know that it’s bad news. After months of silence following Fish’s public meltdown, the man himself talks about Fez 2 again, via twitter.

seriously, shut the fuck up about FEZ 2. never going to happen. you don’t deserve it.

— PHIL FISH (@PHIL_FISH) August 17, 2014

 

@NickCarucci entitled gamer much?

— PHIL FISH (@PHIL_FISH) August 17, 2014

We can only assume that after a year of fans nagging, Fish broke down and tweeted the messages above. Uplifting stuff for a Monday morning.

There is some good news though, because if you’re one of the 10-million who own a PS4 and have PS Plus, then Fez (along with Road Not Taken) is totally free, right now. Go on and get it. Go on.

Here’s a picture of Phil Fish with 3D glasses on, during a happier timeBack to the news at hand. Fez 2 was never gonna happen, but we knew this because he said so himself, way back in July 2013.

It’s with a heavy heart that we announce that FEZ II has been cancelled and is no longer in development. We apologize for the disappointment

— Polytron (@Polytron) July 27, 2013

That’s essentially what Fish said earlier today, only with more “fuck” in it. Go play Fez and soothe away the pain of reading these naughty words from one rather angry visionary.