12 weird and wonderful apps for the connected driver

Quick! Your car or your smartphone?

No, this isn’t a poorly worded stick-up. We are merely asking which is more crucial to the smooth running of your everyday life – your motorcar or your mobile? Whether you’re a petrol-head, technophile or heady combination of the two, it’s not an easy question to answer.

Thankfully, we don’t have to choose – provided we don’t use both at the same time (let’s get that little disclaimer right out of the way, shall we?).

So, with the link between vehicle and phone having promptly progressed from puppy love to long-term relationship and now on to full-blown marriage, we thought it’d be fun to chase down some truly weird and wonderful applications currently available to motorists. Some are silly, some are fun, and others are actually quite useful.

We’ve deliberately steered clear of run-of-the-mill GPS applications – despite the fact that some of them are exceptionally handy and well devised – preferring instead to concentrate on the slightly more bizarre alternatives.

Check out our Top 12 list below…

Blow Up Traffic
iOS ($0.99)


Stuck in traffic? Prefer your road rage in augmented reality flavour? This explosive app may be the answer. It transforms the gridlocked road in front of you into a vehicular warzone, allowing you to ease your frustrations by “blowing up” anything in your path. It’s voice-activated, too, which means all you need do to unleash the pain is yell “fire!”, preferably with an angry look on your face. It goes without saying (but we’ll say it anyway) that you shouldn’t fiddle with your phone while driving – even if it’s dash-mounted.

iOS and Android (free)

Okay, so it’s a little cheesy. Well, cheesier than a chunk of Parmesan-covered cheddar, if we’re honest. But for those of us who will likely never experience a supercar from behind the steering wheel, it may well be the next closest thing – for our ears, anyway. XLR8 uses your phone’s accelerometer to respond to acceleration, braking and cornering forces, sending a suitably sporty backtrack to your car’s stereo system. Yes, that means your rust-riddled hatchback can sound like a classic V8. It’s worth noting, however, that any additional engine sounds (NASCAR, Ford GT40, Ferrari and Lamborghini) have to be purchased.

Carrr Matey
iOS and Android (free)

There are a number of apps out there that help the motorist with a poor sense of direction to find his or her way back to their parked car. But none of them are quite as fun as this one. You see, Carrr Matey is pirate-themed (as you may have guessed from the name) and helps the captain (that’s the driver) pinpoint the location where the ship (yip, the car) is docked. It’ll spit out map directions and provide compass navigation, and even features a built-in parking timer. And, yes, it’s available for Andrrrrrroid.

Augmented Driving
iOS ($3.99)

augmented driving

Unless you happen to drive a range-topping luxury car, you’re unlikely to get much “real-time object detection” action out on the road. But the latest version of this nifty app (which dates back to 2010) changes that, detecting and highlighting other vehicles and displaying following distances when your phone is mounted on your windscreen. It also includes a lane departure warning system, speed warning system, and safety scoring function. A similar app dubbed “iOnRoad Augmented Driving” is available for Android users.

iOS, Android and Windows (free)

Okay, so it potentially helps motorists to break the speed limit and not get caught – but it does so by pointing out speed cameras, which tend to be placed in high-accident areas that require a reduction in speed anyway. Users of the Trapster app (there are apparently over 20-million worldwide) work together to report static and roving speed traps as well as other hazards, such as crashes, construction zones, and traffic jams. In addition to visual warnings, the app delivers audible cautions, which means your eyes needn’t stray from the road.

Dynolicious Fusion
iOS ($12.99)

Dynolicious is a bit of a classic and a long-time favourite of the petrol-head community. And now there’s a next-generation version called “Fusion”. This app employs your iPhone’s accelerometer, gyro, compass and GPS to generate pretty accurate performance test results, including sprint times, elapsed times (e.g. over a quarter-mile), power at the wheels, and g-force. It also connects to a dedicated social network to facilitate the posting of your ride’s results, photos and anything else you wish to share.

Torque Pro
Android ($4.95)


Not only does this app measure your vehicle’s performance (power, torque, sprints times, boost, etc.), it also doubles as a diagnostics tool. Thing is, you’ll need to buy an OBD II (on-board diagnostics) Bluetooth adapter to connect your Android phone to the car’s ECU to make full use of Torque Pro’s abilities. But it may just be worth the extra expense, since the app allows you to check and clear fault codes, potentially saving you plenty of cash that would otherwise go into your local car dealer’s pocket. There’s even an overheating warning and a head-up display function for night driving.

iOS and Android (free)

iWrecked is one of those handy apps that you’ll want to download, forget about and hopefully never have to use. The first version debuted as long ago as 2008, so the latest edition is pretty darn refined. What does it do? Well, it facilitates the easy logging of all necessary information when you’ve been involved in a road accident. From this, it can generate a detailed PDF accident report with images, which you can fire off directly to your insurance company. Additional features include integrated emergency numbers and a service that locates nearby taxi or towing companies.

Greatest Drive
iOS (free)

If you’re an automotive enthusiast, chances are that the shortest route to your destination is not always the best. Sometimes, you’d rather take your performance vehicle along an amazing driving road rather than straight down the highway. And that’s exactly what this app delivers – the most fun and scenic routes according to other motorists (from some 160 countries) who use Greatest Drive. Each road is assigned a total score out of five based on individual tallies for fun, twisty, scenic, and traffic.

Witness Driving
iOS and Android ($0.99)


This one’s been around for a couple of years, but it’s certainly worth a mention since it does the job of a pricey dash-cam for a remarkably small outlay. The app facilitates the recording of up to an hour of video – in a rolling loop to save on memory – which can be especially useful when it comes to proving exactly what happened in a minor crash. Of course, it also allows you to catch any of the vast number of bizarre tarmac occurrences that take place every day – even if you happen to live outside of Russia.

MyDoorOpener Elite
iOS ($5.99)

If you’ve lost your garage door remote, or simply love geeky apps, then this one’s for you. It uses your phone’s internet connection to access your home network and control any devices paired to your controller. This means you can open or close your garage door (or operate lights, alarm systems, etc.) from virtually anywhere. It can even send notifications each time the door is opened. There are a number of similar apps, also available across other platforms, from which to choose. Bear in mind, though, that most – including MyDoorOpener – require modification of (or addition of a relay unit to) your existing door unit.

Toilet Finder
iOS, Android and Windows (free)

Any long trip can be ruined by a rapidly filling bladder – be it your own, or one belonging to a passenger. This user-contribution app makes it simple to pinpoint the nearest public bathrooms, ensuring you can quickly get back to doing what you enjoy most – driving. It provides each loo’s address as well as whether or not you’ll have to pay for the opportunity to relieve yourself. There’s also the delightfully named SitOrSquat app (which appears to be restricted to the US), which allows you to rate each restroom.



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