11 Burns that got left bloody and battered on the cutting room floor

Every so often (that one time we were all too lazy to work) the Burn team get together to brainstorm what interesting, innovative sites we can add to our Burn family. We don’t just wake up with great ideas like Ventureburn and Motorburn you know. Thoughts and research, lots of coffee and beer go into our strategy sessions.

After much discussion we decided to let you have a look at all the Burns that didn’t quite make the cut, were we wrong to not launch these? Tell in the comments

HeartBurn: because our Miss Granger would love us to talk about all the internet’s loveables.

heartburn


SideBurn: everything hipster, Barney Stinson and satirical will live here and you know you want it.

sideburn


OohBurn: all the internet’s greatest burns, comebacks and high fivest high fives ( this one is for our Nur, who travels the globe leaving a trial of ooh Burns)

oohburn


CarpertBurn: NSFW. Enough said.

carpetburn


VergeBurn: because our obsession with the Verge needs an outlet, seriously. We once proposed changing our entire site to be an homage to the Verge but we got vetoed by some people. We’re talking to you Mich.

vergeburn


NomBurn: Our editor’s favourite pastime, aside from traveling, is baking. So obviously this was her idea. nom nom nom nom burn…

nomburn


BuzzBurn: Stuart really wants us to go in the Buzzfeed direction, some that was again vetoed. Seriously Mich, where’s your sense of fun?

buzzburn


‘FroBurn: we get a lot of emails about hair, we are not sure why, but Jacques thought this one could be a good idea. Give the people what they want, no?

froburn


Loveburn: Okay we may really try this out. We saw how you guys reacted to the idea of a Burn dating site… we see you, Jo’burg and London readers.

loveburn


BourBurn: our brand manager Jason fancies himself a bourbon expert, we are not sure about the tagline though. We know ladies drink too

bourburn


Burnt: need we say more?

burnt


DISCLAIMER: we may or may not be serious about these. Send us your ideas for new ‘burns and tell us which ones we should keep and we may nor may not use them. You know, whatever.

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