Tinder for sperm? London Sperm Bank has an app now

There have been a slew of “Tinder for X” type services around, but now it’s time for sperm banks to jump on the bandwagon. And that’s just what the London Sperm Bank has done, QZ reported, releasing an app for both Android and iOS.

The bank boasts over 25 000 vials of sperm “at any given” time, according to the app description. But the app makes finding the ideal donor quite an effortless process.

Clients can browse through a series of donors, with each donor having a variety of physical characteristics included in the listing. These characteristics include race, “ethnic origin”, eye/hair colour, skin tone, height, weight, highest qualification, other qualifications, religion and nationality.

It’s not quite “swiping right” in this sperm bank app, but it’s close enough

And yes, clients on the hunt for a specific donor can filter these characteristics too. So if you’re looking for a tall, Asian Muslim with blue eyes and a university degree, well, you can set this filter and get a notification when the desired donor pops up (heh).

The sperm bank also includes their impressions of the donor, as well as medical information and personality details.

Found your donor? Then you’ll need to splash out £950 before the donor sperm gets delivered to the clinic of your choice.